I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
Someone write this please?
my sister sent me a text saying “for the next 30 years you have to live with one person in the same room all the time. afterwards you have to kill them. would you choose someone you like or someone you hate?”
I have never been more distraught in my entire life
- Friend: You go to concerts on school nights?
- Me: No it's more like I go to school on concert nights.
my talents include
- hating myself
- saying the wrong thing
- listening to awesome music
ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone said to me 4 years ago